I’LL Take Anxiety Disorder Over Trump Any Day

Sometimes I have to humor myself when it comes to my own Anxiety Disorder. Tonight, I pictured what life might be like as Trump’s wife… hold on, I feel a panic attack coming on. Breathe… breathe… exhale. Someone please pass me a paper bag, no forget that, I need a drink and Xanax to continue writing this.
Okay, so I didn’t have to have a drink or take a pill but my body is tense just…